Dani GETS ENGAGED, Big Dan’s Trip to Amsterdam, and of course, UFOs
Welcome to Live and Let Dyers - if you love the Dyers you’re in the right place 🎉
In this inaugural episode Dani shares the emotional story of her engagement, revealing the adorable moment when Jarrod proposed and how it caught her off guard. Danny reflects on his own emotional response to the engagement, expressing pride and a touch of sentimentality as he recounts the phone call Jarrod made to ask for Dani's hand in marriage.
This father-daughter podcast also touches on Danny's recent 47th birthday trip to Amsterdam, where he humorously recounts the cultural experiences he encountered, from the city's famous coffee shops to the contrasting lifestyles of its residents. He reflects on how different the city feels compared to when he last visited as a young man, emphasising the changes in societal norms and personal growth over the years.
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Transcript
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Danny Dyer:I'm not into breakfast because I do like to fast.
Danny Dyer:I did, I did eat Cadbury's whole nut last night.
Danny Dyer:What?
Speaker B:Of a family bar?
Danny Dyer:About quarter 12.
Speaker B:Family.
Speaker B:The full family, not the full two thirds.
Speaker B:Yeah, but to be fair, the family bars, I've got smaller because I'll see a 12 the other day, I'll see a 12 the other day in the shop.
Speaker B:And I thought that is what a 12 used to be.
Speaker B:If you buy 12 now on Tesco's, the multipack, they're the little mini twelves.
Danny Dyer:A bit of 12 nut.
Danny Dyer:No.
Speaker B:What do you call it?
Danny Dyer:It's a ripple.
Speaker B:That's what you call it.
Danny Dyer:It's a shit ripple.
Speaker B:Shit ripple.
Speaker B:Out of porridge.
Speaker B:I can't eat porridge.
Speaker B:Oh, Dad, I can't look at bacon.
Speaker B:I've ate bacon every morning for the past week.
Speaker B:I don't even want to look.
Speaker B:I can't even look at pigs.
Danny Dyer:Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the very first episode of Live and let Dyers.
Speaker B:With me, Danny Dyer and me, Danny Dyer.
Danny Dyer:Yeah, we're back.
Danny Dyer:We're actually, I mean, listen, we're not trying to give it a biggin about this podcast yet.
Danny Dyer:It's, it's.
Danny Dyer:It's two Danny Dyers in a room talking a lot of shite.
Danny Dyer:Really?
Speaker B:Yeah.
Danny Dyer:Having a catch up.
Speaker B:I've not seen you for two weeks.
Danny Dyer:For two weeks?
Speaker B:That's the longest we've gone.
Danny Dyer:There's a reason for that, isn't there?
Speaker B:There's been a busy, busy summer because.
Danny Dyer:Something huge has happened to you.
Danny Dyer:Something huge that's happened to me as well, in a way because.
Danny Dyer:Do you want explain if anyone's been living under a rock what happened?
Danny Dyer:What happened over the summer?
Speaker B:We actually.
Speaker B:Me and Jared got engaged, didn't we?
Danny Dyer:You and Jared got engaged?
Danny Dyer:So.
Speaker B:Well, now it's a horrendous.
Speaker B:I'm embarrassed.
Speaker B:I picked them all off yesterday.
Danny Dyer:Is this down to the engagement?
Danny Dyer:You've picked them off?
Speaker B:No, this isn't down.
Speaker B:Wedding planning.
Speaker B:No, I just picked them off.
Speaker B:But I love it.
Speaker B:I can't believe it.
Speaker B:So I feel old, though.
Speaker B:I know this sounds silly, but the word husband and wife just got to get.
Speaker B:Well, you're getting doubles your age.
Danny Dyer:You're getting into the realms now of, you know.
Danny Dyer:But you are like old Mother Hubbard now anyway.
Danny Dyer:You've just got kids coming out your fucking ass.
Speaker B:Yeah, I'm sorry.
Danny Dyer:You're ready now.
Danny Dyer:I'm ready for the commitment.
Danny Dyer:Yeah.
Danny Dyer:And was it a shock to you?
Danny Dyer:Because you was driving everyone fucking mad.
Speaker B:Right, listen, right, you and Mummy.
Speaker B:Because when I spoke to Mummy and then you, I was unconvinced because I thought, this is the only time he could possibly propose to me.
Speaker B:And then when I spoke to you, he was like, no, you ain't spoke to me.
Speaker B:And then when I spoke to Mummy, she's like, you're going to ruin your whole holiday.
Danny Dyer:This is the thing.
Danny Dyer:So why would you want to know?
Danny Dyer:Sort of, you know, badgering everyone, you know, why would you want to spoil the surprise?
Danny Dyer:There was a part of you that thought, oh, I think he's going to do it.
Danny Dyer:And, you know, he had made the call to me.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:This is what I don't get.
Speaker B:Why did I even ask it?
Danny Dyer:You put me in a very tricky situation.
Speaker B:I don't know why I did that.
Danny Dyer:You're my child.
Danny Dyer:But at the same time, you know, I didn't want to ruin the surprise.
Danny Dyer:And of course, big thing for Jared to do, you know, he's.
Danny Dyer:He's quite a shy man, you know, for him to make the call to me to ask for your hand in marriage is a very old school thing to do.
Speaker B:Was it lovely?
Danny Dyer:Well, I was a very emotional man at the time.
Danny Dyer:I was emotional anyway, and I was glad it was over the phone, you know, because, you know, I was on the verge of fucking tears.
Speaker B:No, you wasn't.
Danny Dyer:Of course, I had to regroup.
Danny Dyer:You know, if it had been face to face, it would have been very difficult.
Danny Dyer:But of course I said, yes, you can.
Danny Dyer:You can have a marriage.
Danny Dyer:I didn't do that.
Danny Dyer:No, I sort of said, yeah, this cutest thing about the whole thing was, is that we had a lovely little chat and I told him how amazing he is and, you know, how, you know, yes, it's a bonus that he plays for West Ham, don't get me wrong.
Danny Dyer:But the love he's got for you and the fact that he fell in love with you and.
Danny Dyer:And obviously Santi.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Danny Dyer:You know, said so much to me as a man.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Danny Dyer:And I said all this to him.
Danny Dyer:Getting choked up myself, I was.
Danny Dyer:While I was saying it, because.
Danny Dyer:And then there was a part of me as well that was slightly gutted that he hadn't proposed to me, you know, and then.
Danny Dyer:And then, of course, he said really cutely, he said.
Danny Dyer:I said, well, listen, congratulations, mate.
Danny Dyer:You know, and he went, but what if she says no?
Speaker B:Did he actually question that?
Danny Dyer:He did.
Speaker B:Never.
Speaker B:That was beautiful.
Danny Dyer:Of course I wanted to go, you fucking mad.
Danny Dyer:But then it did put Doubt in my mind.
Danny Dyer:I thought, well, then I'm assuming you're gonna say yes.
Danny Dyer:And of course.
Danny Dyer:Anyway, how was it?
Speaker B:It was beautiful.
Speaker B:It was.
Speaker B:So you know what?
Speaker B:That holiday was everything we needed.
Speaker B:Because obviously I hadn't seen him properly for, what, seven weeks.
Speaker B:He did a whale.
Speaker B:So that holiday was just perfect from start to finish.
Speaker B:I felt so refreshed.
Speaker B:And when we went on that boat, when we got on the boat, I was a bit like, if it's going to happen, it's going to be today, it will be today.
Speaker B:Do you know what I mean?
Danny Dyer:You did know then, in a way.
Speaker B:No, because I didn't.
Speaker B:I didn't know because I thought, how would he have brought the ring?
Speaker B:In my head, I thought, where is he going to get the ring from?
Speaker B:He's been home for two days.
Danny Dyer:Again, this is all stuff.
Danny Dyer:Where are you thinking about all this?
Speaker B:Yeah, I know, but you do, as a girl, you do.
Speaker B:You do.
Speaker B:You genuinely.
Danny Dyer:Okay, right, okay, fine.
Speaker B:And then when we got on the boat and stuff, we was just chatting and that, and then we got off to obviously go for a little bit of lunch.
Speaker B:And then he just did it there.
Speaker B:Like, he just went down on one knee there.
Speaker B:And I just got flushed.
Danny Dyer:Cause he was probably shitting himself.
Speaker B:I was literally.
Speaker B:I was shaking.
Speaker B:Cause I just didn't think.
Speaker B:Cause a little boat.
Speaker B:Cause you're on a boat and then you get on a little boat to go for, like, food.
Danny Dyer:Gotcha.
Speaker B:So as we're gonna go, we get on the little boat.
Speaker B:It just went down on one ear.
Speaker B:And I was just like.
Speaker B:I don't even think I said yes, to be honest.
Danny Dyer:Well, no, I was trying to work out.
Danny Dyer:Because obviously you've done this amazing, beautiful video.
Speaker B:No.
Speaker B:Yes.
Danny Dyer:So it sort of documented this thing.
Speaker B:But that was all after.
Speaker B:So when we got onto the boat originally, I walked up, there was like, obviously, like the Spanish guys that were obviously driving the boat and stuff.
Speaker B:And there was just like a guy there and he was like, oh.
Speaker B:Cause we had the holiday organized.
Speaker B:And he was like, oh, I'm just one of the friends that organized the boat day.
Speaker B:So I genuinely didn't know because he wasn't videoing.
Speaker B:So he was obviously sitting there.
Speaker B:And then as we walked through, then he comes up and I was like, oh, my God.
Speaker B:I honestly don't think I said yes.
Speaker B:I was like, I just jumped in his arms.
Speaker B:And then afterwards, the way he shot it, then we got on the little boat, then he was filming it.
Speaker B:Oh, it was beautiful.
Speaker B:Like the way that video Turned out was stunning, wasn't it?
Speaker B:It was amazing, like how he did it all.
Speaker B:Like it took him days to obviously get it all together because he went back and got drone shots and.
Speaker B:But that was.
Danny Dyer:Interestingly, a few of the England players have proposed.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:On the same time.
Speaker B:Because obviously they've not had much time.
Danny Dyer:No, they haven't.
Speaker B:I think maybe so special.
Danny Dyer:Maybe there's a part, as a part of, you know, that all being away from you for that long in that England camp, you're in that bubble, you know, it's.
Danny Dyer:Can be.
Danny Dyer:I think I feel like it could be quite a lonely place.
Danny Dyer:And so I think.
Danny Dyer:I think he knew he was going to do it anyway, but maybe a few of the boys got together and thought, let's do it.
Speaker B:This is our job.
Danny Dyer:These are the women that we are obsessed with and we need to lock them down.
Danny Dyer:And of course they did it and it was perfect.
Speaker B:It was so.
Speaker B:It was just lovely and natural, you know, like, it wasn't.
Speaker B:It was just.
Speaker B:We were just sitting there chatting and listening to music and it's the feeling afterwards you get.
Speaker B:You're just like in this crazy bubble.
Danny Dyer:And it's a new.
Danny Dyer:It's a new chapter for you.
Danny Dyer:So you did that, you did that holiday and then, you know.
Danny Dyer:And then you came back.
Speaker B:Yeah, for a day.
Danny Dyer:For a day.
Danny Dyer:And then you went on another holiday with all of hurt your 1,000 children.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Danny Dyer:A very different experience than I'm assuming.
Speaker B:I've honestly, when I got back from my beef, I'd felt so refreshed.
Speaker B:I was like sleeping nine, ten hours a night.
Speaker B:I've literally now come back from Portugal shattered.
Danny Dyer:I was going to say.
Danny Dyer:I can tell that it was.
Danny Dyer:It wasn't.
Speaker B:You know what it is?
Speaker B:It's the age gap.
Speaker B:Do you know, do you know what it is?
Speaker B:Like with Santa, he's three, since he's turned three, the tantrums of like, he didn't.
Speaker B:We didn't have terrible toes.
Speaker B:Admit with Sans he was not really a naughty 2 year old but since he's turned 3, he is literally driving.
Danny Dyer:Me like, listen, that's.
Danny Dyer:And you've got twin girls and the.
Speaker B:Twins, they're at different ages.
Speaker B:Like we went to the water park and like with Sans, like, he wants to go on all the slides but I can't take the swings on the side.
Speaker B:So it's the twins on the side.
Speaker B:So it just makes things a little bit complicated.
Danny Dyer:So you've got one twin that likes water and one that doesn't.
Speaker B:Summer is Sensitive Star is feral.
Speaker B:Star, literally, she would fling herself off a trampoline and I don't think she flat batter an eyelid.
Danny Dyer:Think about that.
Speaker B:But someone would cry for days on end.
Danny Dyer:Think about that early personality that's coming through with twins.
Danny Dyer:And it's such a fascinating thing, twins, isn't it?
Danny Dyer:They were gift.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Some days they're a gift.
Danny Dyer:Yes, yes.
Speaker B:Some days they're a gift and other days I'll be like, I can't.
Danny Dyer:I'm talking it from a granddad point of view.
Danny Dyer:You're living it every fucking day.
Danny Dyer:And it's very.
Danny Dyer:Listen, every time I explain to anybody about you bringing up three children under free, they go.
Danny Dyer:And you can say that to anyone.
Danny Dyer:Anyone listening to this, you have the idea.
Danny Dyer:Anyone that's had children.
Danny Dyer:The idea.
Danny Dyer:Even one fucking child.
Danny Dyer:They're twats kids, by the way.
Danny Dyer:They've got very, you know, especially, you know, sort of semi, you know, privileged kids.
Danny Dyer:I got a couple indoors, you know, you wasn't.
Danny Dyer:At least you did.
Danny Dyer:You spent some time on a council estate.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Danny Dyer:The other two, who I adore with all my heart, are quite privileged swats.
Danny Dyer:And so you doing free under free.
Speaker B:Yes.
Danny Dyer:So hard is almost as soon as your eyeballs ping over.
Speaker B:Yeah, you're on it.
Danny Dyer:It's on you.
Speaker B:Yeah, it was hard.
Speaker B:It was.
Speaker B:The holiday was so hard.
Danny Dyer:Just boring shite.
Speaker B:But we literally walked through the door of the villa, dad.
Speaker B:And there was four steps to go into the living room.
Speaker B:So you can imagine me and Jared are having to like, control the steps all day because Star would fling herself off.
Speaker B:And then after, like day three, we was like, oh, actually, we'll get sofas.
Speaker B:We had to move the sofas around to block the stairway between, to stop him by the sofas because they want to go up and down the stairs.
Danny Dyer:They want to roll down and smash.
Speaker B:So they're crying at the stair, at.
Danny Dyer:The sofas, so you have to keep them alive.
Speaker B:It was hard all day.
Speaker B:It was really, really, really hard.
Danny Dyer:Not relaxing.
Speaker B:No, not at all.
Danny Dyer:She cherished them moments.
Speaker B:We went out for one dinner and we was like, let's just try it.
Speaker B:Let's go out for another.
Danny Dyer:As you would do on holiday.
Danny Dyer:You should go on holiday, go and have a bit of dinner.
Speaker B:They cried.
Speaker B:They both didn't want to be in the buggy, they didn't want to be in the high chair, they didn't want to be held.
Speaker B:They want to be crawling all over the floors.
Speaker B:And like, when you've got two screaming babies and everyone's watching you.
Speaker B:It's like, oh, my God, I've got to leave.
Speaker B:I've got to get up and go.
Danny Dyer:Yeah.
Danny Dyer:It starts to bring attention to you, didn't it?
Danny Dyer:And then you start doubting.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:As a parent, of course you do.
Danny Dyer:So there is no right or wrong way of doing it.
Speaker B:But it was lovely.
Speaker B:It was.
Speaker B:No, it was so lovely.
Speaker B:Like, it was lovely.
Danny Dyer:Right.
Danny Dyer:Okay.
Speaker B:But it was really hard.
Speaker B:I can't even paint it as it was.
Speaker B:Saying it wasn't because.
Danny Dyer:And I think you've got a few years of this, darling.
Speaker B:Do you feel next time I'll go holiday next year there'll be two.
Danny Dyer:So.
Danny Dyer:Yeah, it'll be slightly different problems.
Danny Dyer:I think the thing about the twins is you can't really communicate with them yet.
Danny Dyer:You know, there's no dialogue between you, so there's no logic, there's no negotiating.
Danny Dyer:Okay.
Danny Dyer:You know, they just want to do what they want to do, which is basically kill this.
Speaker B:They don't understand life.
Danny Dyer:No, they don't.
Danny Dyer:You see?
Danny Dyer:Calm.
Danny Dyer:You can't really negotiate yet.
Danny Dyer:So I'm trying to make it easy for you.
Danny Dyer:But, you know, this time next year, they will both be running around like lunatics, which just makes it slightly more difficult.
Danny Dyer:But you will be able to bollock them.
Danny Dyer:They understand a little bit more.
Danny Dyer:Yeah, the dummy thing.
Speaker B:I don't have time.
Speaker B:He said that.
Danny Dyer:Don't do that.
Danny Dyer:You've tried with the dummies.
Danny Dyer:I like dummies because you can negotiate with a dummy.
Speaker B:Yeah, but Santi's put me off dummies because he has about 20 dummies.
Speaker B:20 dummies.
Speaker B:And we saw on the search for dummies all the time.
Speaker B:Do you know what I mean?
Speaker B:Like, literally, like, where's this dummy?
Speaker B:Where's that dummy?
Speaker B:I want my blue dummy, not that shaped dummy.
Speaker B:He's put.
Speaker B:And he's four in Jan.
Speaker B:So I need to get rid of the dummies.
Danny Dyer:So, like Sunny, your sister Sunny, who used to have a handbag of dummies, didn't she?
Speaker B:Yeah, she did.
Danny Dyer:So, you know, we.
Danny Dyer:So she had loads of dummies and she, you know, she lost one.
Danny Dyer:She'd always go into her little handbag and pull another one out.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Danny Dyer:No, interestingly, with Sunny, she would have one in her mouth and then she'd use another one to click.
Danny Dyer:So that was her way of getting herself.
Speaker B:Yeah, that's what Sans does.
Danny Dyer:Yeah, because it's a thing, isn't it?
Speaker B:You'll have to touch one.
Speaker B:But then now he's got about 20.
Speaker B:So Santi's easier in ways, but harder in ways with the tantrum.
Speaker B:So that's what I'm balancing now, Tantrums and twins and, and unfortunately, you can't.
Danny Dyer:Give him an ups upside the head anymore.
Speaker B:There we go.
Danny Dyer:So probably, you'll probably be pregnant this time next year.
Danny Dyer:No, you're done now.
Danny Dyer:Okay.
Speaker B:Well, okay, I said he can snip.
Danny Dyer:It's an early age to get the.
Speaker B:Flat done till you're in your 30s after football, because apparently it affects your performance as a footballer.
Danny Dyer:Well, you're not.
Danny Dyer:Well, I, I, I couldn't comment on that.
Danny Dyer:But I know that you're, you're, you're not encouraged to have sex before a game of football.
Danny Dyer:I know that.
Danny Dyer:Yeah, because you need that sort of, you know, that sort of pent up aggression and stuff, but, and is he willing to do it?
Danny Dyer:Because, I mean, mommy's still on me about it.
Speaker B:You should do that.
Speaker B:Well, why should women be on contraception for this long?
Speaker B:Ain't fair.
Danny Dyer:No, you're right.
Danny Dyer:Well, I know.
Speaker B:So to be in pain.
Danny Dyer:Why should I go?
Danny Dyer:Why should a man go and have his pipes sort of welded into some sort of knot?
Danny Dyer:Because, because that's what it is, you know, it's, it's a nutty operation.
Speaker B:Your brother's had it done.
Speaker B:And he said, and he said it.
Danny Dyer:Was the worst pain he'd ever felt in his life.
Danny Dyer:No, but now he's free to have sex with whoever he wants and never.
Speaker B:Get pregnant, of course.
Danny Dyer:So I think it's a big thing for, for a man to do.
Danny Dyer:I don't want my children, by the way.
Danny Dyer:Imagine you had a.
Danny Dyer:I don't think I could anyway, you know, I think, you know, I'm not sure men can.
Speaker B:Keep going until they're dead.
Danny Dyer:No, I'm not sure that my sperm is what it was.
Speaker B:You could keep going until you were.
Speaker B:Who's the one that had the.
Speaker B:Who's the Playboy Mansion guy?
Danny Dyer:Hugh Hefner.
Speaker B:Is that still about all that?
Danny Dyer:No, I don't think so.
Speaker B:Well, he ain't got kids.
Danny Dyer:I couldn't tell.
Speaker B:Yeah, because he's got all them little models, isn't it?
Danny Dyer:Yeah, but I don't know whether, you know, I don't know where he just sits with him.
Danny Dyer:He has.
Danny Dyer:I mean, he's brown bread now, but.
Speaker B:Is he dead?
Danny Dyer:I would have thought so, darling.
Danny Dyer:Yeah.
Danny Dyer:I mean, he was 90, in like the 70s.
Danny Dyer:I think he just likes to sit around in a smoking jacket, you know, just Surrounded by.
Speaker B:But you can literally loads of little trees, have a baby and then that's it for a man.
Danny Dyer:Well, I had a very.
Danny Dyer:It was my birthday.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Danny Dyer:47 and pushing 50.
Danny Dyer:Yeah.
Speaker B:Wow.
Danny Dyer:You know, sort of pushing 50 now, which I don't mind.
Danny Dyer:I don't mind all this, you know.
Speaker B:Oh, dad.
Speaker B:It's nice.
Speaker B:You're aging lovely.
Danny Dyer:Well, I decided to go and go to Amsterdam.
Danny Dyer:With your mother.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Danny Dyer:And with my brother and he's wife, Nicole.
Danny Dyer:I hadn't been there since my 21st birthday, so.
Speaker B:A long time.
Speaker B:That is such a long.
Speaker B:Has it changed a lot?
Danny Dyer:Long time ago.
Danny Dyer:98, I think, was the last time I was there.
Danny Dyer:It has a bit.
Danny Dyer:It's, it's.
Danny Dyer:It's such a fascinating place, Amsterdam, just in a sense of that.
Danny Dyer:You can just walk in a coffee shop and pick up the menu and instead of there being a bowl of nuts on the bar, there's a bowl of Rizzler.
Speaker B:Oh, no.
Danny Dyer:And you can choose, you know, what you want to smoke.
Danny Dyer:The only thing now is that they don't like tobacco in there.
Danny Dyer:You can smoke all the weeds you want.
Danny Dyer:So you've now got to use sort of herbal tobacco and stuff.
Danny Dyer:Now.
Danny Dyer:I'm not a big smoker anymore, but I just felt that, you know, I'm back there, let's have a little dabble.
Danny Dyer:And what I didn't realize is brother so different to me, you know, an accountant, you know, logical man, lots walking.
Danny Dyer:And so, you know, we had a little early doobie and then my brother wanted to walk everywhere.
Danny Dyer:14,000 steps.
Danny Dyer:I done.
Speaker B:No, you didn't.
Danny Dyer:I've not walked 14,000 steps in about two years.
Danny Dyer:And so I realized that actually.
Danny Dyer:Oh, okay.
Danny Dyer:I'm not a walker.
Speaker B:Where was you walking to?
Danny Dyer:Just walking around, darling.
Danny Dyer:I mean, it's, it's.
Danny Dyer:There's lots of canals, isn't it?
Speaker B:Yeah, it is beautiful.
Danny Dyer:So you can sort of have a little mooch around and.
Danny Dyer:And of course you go to the red light district, which is, which is.
Danny Dyer:Gives off a mad energy, you know, like when you're walking past these women in these glass windows with the curtains open.
Danny Dyer:Well, what is it?
Danny Dyer:I mean, you look at it in a way where you're sort of empowering women to go, okay, they want to sell their bodies for money as a job.
Danny Dyer:And so therefore they've legalized it and they've tax them on it and you know, they have control over it.
Danny Dyer:And it's not run by pimps.
Danny Dyer:Yeah.
Speaker B:As long as it's their own choice.
Danny Dyer:I suppose it's that thing of, you know, like they're all next to each other, they're all in competition.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Danny Dyer:And so, you know, like they all look the same as well.
Danny Dyer:They've all, you know, got this weird look about them.
Danny Dyer:And if the curtains are closed, obviously they're having a trade.
Danny Dyer:They're nicking a few quid.
Speaker B:So the red light, blue light.
Speaker B:There's a few different ones, isn't there?
Speaker B:Sure, there's different ones.
Danny Dyer:What do you mean?
Danny Dyer:Like for different sort of.
Danny Dyer:I know that they've got sort of different categories of women.
Danny Dyer:If you.
Danny Dyer:Because, you know, people are into all sorts of different things, but it's such a weird energy.
Danny Dyer:You're walking past and you're.
Danny Dyer:And they're looking at you and they're trying to.
Danny Dyer:And I'm walking past your mummy, they're still trying to coax me in, you know, maybe that's all they glint him, you know, so it's a bit unsettling and especially if you've just smoke some White Widow.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Danny Dyer:Which is a nutty bit of weed out there.
Danny Dyer:Did you spew?
Danny Dyer:No, I don't spew.
Danny Dyer:Don't.
Speaker B:No, you were.
Danny Dyer:That was always my problem back in the day.
Danny Dyer:I had too much of a good capacity for drugs.
Danny Dyer:Yeah.
Speaker B:So you was never sick or anything?
Danny Dyer:So I never got.
Danny Dyer:Your brother.
Danny Dyer:Had a bit of anxiety out there on my side.
Speaker B:You did say that, didn't you?
Speaker B:But that was definitely because of.
Danny Dyer:No, but.
Danny Dyer:But also.
Danny Dyer:It was definitely a major factor.
Danny Dyer:But also the fact that, you know, him and Nicole, his Mrs.
Danny Dyer:They.
Danny Dyer:They hadn't left the kids alone because obviously they've got children themselves, twins as well.
Danny Dyer:I didn't realize this.
Danny Dyer:I thought they'd been away and had a few breaks together.
Danny Dyer:This is only the second time they've been away from their children.
Danny Dyer:Children.
Danny Dyer:Whereas we couldn't wait to get away from our children.
Danny Dyer:That wasn't even a factor for us.
Speaker B:No.
Danny Dyer:But we laid around a lot like lions, old wounded lions, you know what I mean?
Danny Dyer:Relaxed, you know, Mummy slept a lot, which is wonderful because you know what she's like.
Danny Dyer:She doesn't fucking sleep indoors.
Danny Dyer:No.
Speaker B:She can't sleep, can she?
Danny Dyer:So.
Danny Dyer:So it was a nice little turnout.
Danny Dyer:I mean, I was quite fucked when I got back, but I felt like I got a lot of love on my birthday.
Danny Dyer:I felt like I really celebrated.
Danny Dyer:And it's not a birthday you feel that you would celebrate.
Danny Dyer:47.
Danny Dyer:It's a.
Danny Dyer:What the is.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:What is that Kind of age?
Danny Dyer:It's not like when you.
Speaker B:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker B:You know, like your 30's are nearly up.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:This is a big one.
Danny Dyer:Is it a bigger.
Speaker B:I think 50's massive.
Speaker B:You're halfway through.
Danny Dyer:Well, what do you mean halfway?
Danny Dyer:I think you're more than halfway, darling.
Danny Dyer:If you think about it, it's interesting because, you know, what's a man's.
Danny Dyer:I think a man's average age that he bowls over is maybe about 68.
Speaker B:You can't go then.
Speaker B:I need to live for as long as possible.
Danny Dyer:So that's the thing, that you need.
Speaker B:To live till you're at least 90.
Speaker B:Oh, I don't, I don't.
Speaker B:Can't let you go any sooner.
Danny Dyer:I don't want to be sitting there.
Danny Dyer:You have to change me nappy.
Speaker B:I would change your nappy if I had.
Danny Dyer:You wouldn't, darling.
Danny Dyer:You wouldn't go near this old house.
Speaker B:I tell you, I genuinely would.
Danny Dyer:I don't know, I mean, I'd literally.
Speaker B:Build you a little.
Danny Dyer:What's middle age?
Danny Dyer:Think about it.
Danny Dyer:Middle aged should be 35, do you think?
Danny Dyer:Yeah, it should be.
Speaker B:No, because that's mid.
Danny Dyer:Well, yeah, because your mental work, I mean, we're in a different industry.
Danny Dyer:What we do until 64.
Danny Dyer:Is it?
Danny Dyer:And then.
Danny Dyer:Is it.
Danny Dyer:I think something like that now.
Danny Dyer:I think, I think that that time when you, you meant to retire.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Is 60s, is it changed?
Danny Dyer:So really, if, if an.
Danny Dyer:If a men's average age of death is 68, how the can middle age be sort of 40, 50?
Danny Dyer:You know what I mean?
Danny Dyer:It's long, I know, but so, so how long have you got left to that final chapter of your life?
Danny Dyer:I was thinking about this the other day, thinking, what the do you want to do?
Danny Dyer:You know, you've.
Danny Dyer:You've done your bit, you've brought your kids up, your grandkids are all of an age now and you might be a great grandparent.
Danny Dyer:You know, what you do with your life, you think like, you know, what's this legacy you want to leave behind?
Danny Dyer:You leave your house for your kids and all that?
Danny Dyer:Or do you go and spunk loads of fucking dough and go and live?
Danny Dyer:Yeah, Travel, Go travel, do shit.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Because you've always said you wanted to do that.
Speaker B:You've always wanted to travel.
Danny Dyer:Well, I think that last chapter should be the most celebrated.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Danny Dyer:Because I think people can fall into the trap and go, I'm gonna die.
Danny Dyer:I'm not gonna do anything.
Danny Dyer:I'm not gonna move off the city or I'm just gonna, you know, you Know, await fucking death and wait to go see.
Danny Dyer:Now go and fucking live.
Speaker B:Yeah, I agree.
Speaker B:Travel.
Danny Dyer:So that means that middle age should be a lot sooner.
Speaker B:That's a little thing, isn't it?
Speaker B:Of like, oh, you have to keep so much money for your children, but your children, I mean you ain't gonna care when your parents are gone.
Speaker B:The money's the last thing you're gonna care about.
Danny Dyer:What's the cycle of life though, is it I suppose you want to leave something or did you have to do you have to?
Danny Dyer:Because your kids should be.
Danny Dyer:If you brought them up well, give them drive self esteem.
Speaker B:The last thing I'm gonna want is.
Danny Dyer:Well, yeah, you know, I mean, listen, our gaff's worth a few quid but.
Speaker B:As if we're gonna sit there really and be like, oh, they're dead now.
Speaker B:Oh, let's cough it up.
Danny Dyer:No, it's, it's, you know, there, there.
Speaker B:Is a lot of that though.
Speaker B:People go there.
Speaker B:A lot of people kick off, don't they?
Danny Dyer:Cuz I still ain't got a will.
Speaker B:You a got a will?
Danny Dyer:No, your mother has.
Speaker B:I don't think I.
Danny Dyer:Maybe I have.
Danny Dyer:Maybe your mom did make me sign a will and I didn't realize probably.
Speaker B:She'S probably false your signature now.
Danny Dyer:Remember she did that with a business account.
Danny Dyer:She remember signing this bit of paper.
Speaker B:Didn'T realize what it was and now.
Danny Dyer:I can't move any money.
Speaker B:No, stop it.
Danny Dyer:Brilliant.
Speaker B:Stop it.
Danny Dyer:It was brilliant.
Danny Dyer:And, and so, yeah, now I have to get permission from her if I need to move money.
Speaker B:I love that woman.
Danny Dyer:They have to Joe Jane Mass as well because she's.
Danny Dyer:She still ain't took me name, is she?
Danny Dyer:No, she takes it when she fancy.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:No she actually, she's always Jo.
Speaker B:No email address is dire.
Danny Dyer:Clever move though.
Danny Dyer:So maybe I've got a will.
Danny Dyer:Maybe it all goes to her.
Speaker B:Maybe.
Speaker B:And then she soaks it out after.
Danny Dyer:Because I'd like to change that will and I would like to give a lot of it to Debs.
Danny Dyer:The dog.
Speaker B:That dog.
Speaker B:She'll be dead well before that.
Danny Dyer:Ah, let's not get.
Danny Dyer:You know, I feel sorry for Deb.
Speaker B:Is Debbie still on holiday or.
Speaker B:She's back now.
Danny Dyer:Yeah.
Danny Dyer:She's costing me a bum at the moment because she has to go to the dog shit her.
Speaker B:And why is she still there?
Danny Dyer:Well because if I'm working a lot, you know your mom refuses to.
Speaker B:Mum is going away again.
Danny Dyer:Yeah.
Danny Dyer:And she's.
Danny Dyer:So she's off again as well.
Danny Dyer:So Jet set Joe, we're calling.
Danny Dyer:I think we've spoken enough.
Danny Dyer:Bollocks.
Speaker B:Yeah, I think we have, actually.
Danny Dyer:We've had a catch up.
Speaker B:We've had a lovely little catch up.
Danny Dyer:It's pretty much we're trying to feel our way really, with this.
Danny Dyer:And we're going to leave a couple of little segments about things that we love, things that we're intrigued by.
Danny Dyer:Mine being conspiracy theories now.
Danny Dyer:So we're going to start light now.
Danny Dyer:We've got a WhatsApp group.
Danny Dyer:And on the WhatsApp group, you know, producers are on it and stuff like that.
Danny Dyer:And fairly important people, they sort of going, oh, what sort of conspiracy do you want to start with?
Danny Dyer:And I went straight in with 9 11.
Speaker B:You did.
Danny Dyer:And I felt the fear come back through that.
Danny Dyer:WhatsApp group, you know, sort of produces front and center.
Danny Dyer:So I thought, okay, I'll take a step back.
Danny Dyer:We'll come to that later on, eh?
Danny Dyer:I'm gonna go straight in with UFOs, just discuss it.
Danny Dyer:Just not too long.
Danny Dyer:Just try and fill you out about how you feel about it.
Danny Dyer:Because I love it.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:I mean, you did a show on it.
Danny Dyer:I did do a show on it, yeah.
Speaker B:How many apps was that?
Danny Dyer:Only one.
Speaker B:I might actually have to rewatch this.
Speaker B:The UFOs.
Danny Dyer:Well, it was called Danny D.
Danny Dyer:I believe in UFOs.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:But I believe in them.
Speaker B:Oh, 100%.
Danny Dyer:And is that because I'm your dad?
Speaker B:No, not.
Danny Dyer:No.
Speaker B:But there's too much out there.
Speaker B:Do you know?
Speaker B:And how can we be the only things on a planet, do you know what I mean?
Danny Dyer:If you break it down, there's a lot of people that talk about UFOs and a lot of people that have seen them and stuff like that.
Danny Dyer:Was one recently, a video in Ibiza.
Danny Dyer:Now, I know you say I be for a lot of people jumping about on speckly pills.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Danny Dyer:But actually there's an image of this and it was a good.
Danny Dyer:It was a good one because the UFOs I've seen back in the day when I did the documentary, were flying in and out of Mount Adams, Right.
Danny Dyer:But they were just like little orbs.
Danny Dyer:There's nothing, you know, you're going, well, it's not an airplane, so it's UFOs.
Danny Dyer:Unidentified flying objects.
Danny Dyer:You go, what is that?
Danny Dyer:But all pretty quite slow.
Danny Dyer:And they fly into this top, this mountain, which is weird in itself.
Danny Dyer:And they fly out.
Danny Dyer:The ones I love are the ones that just hover.
Speaker B:Oh.
Danny Dyer:And then, and then they just hover and then they sort of realize and then this.
Danny Dyer:Look it up, viewers.
Danny Dyer:I beef UFO sighting and it hovers and it hovers and then people start videoing it and then it just.
Speaker B:I ain't seen this video.
Danny Dyer:It's gone.
Speaker B:It genuinely wanted.
Danny Dyer:And I love that ocean beach, that mad speed of whatever the.
Speaker B:What was that?
Danny Dyer:Well, it's obviously, you know, people coming and have a mooch and have a look.
Danny Dyer:You go right back to the Egyptian times and on the walls in hygroglyphics, I can't pronounce it anyway, there are.
Danny Dyer:Are images sort of scratched on a wall of things in the sky circle things that they saw, those primitive people and they were visited and there was no camera phones then, darling, you know, they, you know, the pyramids, all that sort of stuff.
Danny Dyer:The idea that how on earth could a civilization build them pyramids without help?
Danny Dyer:You know, I think we'd struggle now to build them pyramids with all the technology we've got.
Danny Dyer:Yeah, they were doing this back in the day day, so.
Speaker B:Because who built the pyramids then?
Danny Dyer:Who are they trying to say that Egyptians, isn't it?
Speaker B:So all the Egyptians obviously done the pyramids.
Danny Dyer:Yeah.
Danny Dyer:But, you know, it's almost an impossible feat.
Speaker B:You know, I would like to go to Egypt, but everyone gets really ill out there.
Speaker B:That's good out there.
Danny Dyer:It's a myth.
Danny Dyer:It's all right.
Danny Dyer:You see the, you know, I mean, I've never seen it, but you go out there, you see the pyramids go, oh, that's a bit mad.
Danny Dyer:And then a nappy sort of flies into your face.
Danny Dyer:Yeah, I don't want the Egyptian sort of tourist bald on me case.
Danny Dyer:But, you know, in general, it's.
Danny Dyer:If you're culturally go and see the fucking pyramids, go and have a pipe at them.
Speaker B:But yeah, I do think in.
Speaker B:I mean, how can we be the only things on the planet.
Speaker B:But I've always been apprehensive on if anyone has gone to the moon or not.
Danny Dyer:Oh, the moon.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:I didn't I say that to you because how the hell did they go back to the moon back in the day and now no one goes up there?
Danny Dyer:Well, my.
Danny Dyer:Well, I think they're floating about.
Danny Dyer:But my issue with that is the technology thing is that how can we fly people to the moon in the 60s but can't invent a mobile phone?
Speaker B:Yeah, this is what I'm trying to say.
Danny Dyer:You know, Wi Fi didn't exist.
Danny Dyer:You know, things like that.
Danny Dyer:And you go, well, how the fuck was that?
Danny Dyer:You can fly someone to the moon.
Danny Dyer:Moon.
Danny Dyer:But we didn't have the technology then like we've got now.
Danny Dyer:The last 20 years of technology is incredible.
Danny Dyer:Yeah, it's more than the hundreds and hundreds that came before it.
Danny Dyer:But yet humans were still built the same.
Danny Dyer:We still had the same brains.
Danny Dyer:We could still build cathedrals back in the day.
Danny Dyer:And we wrote literature and, you know, like, you know, Shakespeare wrote amazing plays and stuff like that, but yet our brain wasn't developed enough to produce any kind of technology whatsoever.
Danny Dyer:Yeah, it wasn't that long ago, you know, we only just sort of discovered electricity, you know, and stuff like that.
Danny Dyer:And.
Danny Dyer:And has it damaged our society?
Danny Dyer:Damn.
Danny Dyer:Yeah, it has, man.
Danny Dyer:It frightens me.
Danny Dyer:And it's clearly damaging the planet.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Danny Dyer:So, you know, can we ever revert back to before technology?
Speaker B:Yeah, I don't think so.
Danny Dyer:It's too much.
Speaker B:Everything now is on a phone or an iPad or a laptop or I've.
Danny Dyer:Anyone has one.
Speaker B:And everything with communication.
Speaker B:Yeah, I noticed it with the younger generation.
Speaker B:Like I just skipped that whole social media world.
Speaker B:TikTok for me now was like two, three years ago.
Speaker B:Not even that two years ago.
Danny Dyer:It was the one you was on.
Speaker B:Not B.
Speaker B:BM, BBM.
Speaker B:BBM.
Danny Dyer:Wow.
Speaker B:I would hate now to be 16 on Instagram.
Speaker B:Like I literally got to live all my teens without social media.
Speaker B:Whereas now everything is like on the phone, on the phone and just hate it.
Speaker B:It's horrible.
Danny Dyer:The other week when the.
Danny Dyer:There was a glitch, you know, within the updated security system with the airports.
Danny Dyer:Right.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Oh my.
Danny Dyer:So this fucking update fucked all the flights?
Danny Dyer:No, the ATMs wasn't working, so you couldn't get any cash out.
Danny Dyer:There were restaurants that couldn't.
Danny Dyer:You couldn't pay by card because none of it was worked.
Danny Dyer:You go, wow, hell, we are such a slave.
Speaker B:Yeah, we are.
Danny Dyer:To that technology now.
Danny Dyer:And look, listen, for me, the only way I can punish my children, not you, is what is if.
Danny Dyer:If is if I turn the WI fi off.
Danny Dyer:I could bash them up.
Danny Dyer:I could smash a man and up with a baseball bat.
Danny Dyer:They wouldn't give a.
Danny Dyer:They'd take the beating.
Danny Dyer:Turn the WI fi off, the world is over.
Danny Dyer:I mean, it's.
Danny Dyer:It controls everything.
Speaker B:It does.
Danny Dyer:So.
Danny Dyer:So, so look, my point is this.
Danny Dyer:With UFOs, either it's true or it's absolute bollocks.
Danny Dyer:There's nothing in between.
Danny Dyer:There's people lying about it.
Danny Dyer:Yeah.
Danny Dyer:When I went, I'm going to make.
Danny Dyer:Keep this very brief.
Danny Dyer:When I.
Danny Dyer:And I do think about sometimes when I did that documentary.
Danny Dyer:I went to see a guy called Stan Romanick.
Danny Dyer:Yeah, Stan Romanick, who had been abducted since he was a child.
Danny Dyer:And I remember him telling me the story that this woman came up to him.
Danny Dyer:He was sitting on a screen wing, and this woman came up to him with massive eyes and even telling the.
Speaker B:Story, no, but I mean to it.
Danny Dyer:She wasn't on drugs.
Danny Dyer:And this woman leaned into him and without opening her mouth, said, you're a very special little boy, don't you?
Danny Dyer:Now, he had.
Danny Dyer:Now he claims that he's been abducted since he was a child, since that moment.
Danny Dyer:Right.
Danny Dyer:And weird shit's happened to him ever since, and it's drove him insane.
Danny Dyer:And he broke his leg.
Danny Dyer:He went to the doctors, the doctor put it in a cast and all that.
Danny Dyer:Anyway, he then got abducted because.
Danny Dyer:Because it was weird.
Danny Dyer:It'd just be abducted and then he'd wake up.
Speaker B:Does he remember being abducted?
Danny Dyer:Not really.
Danny Dyer:But he.
Danny Dyer:He woke up on his roof of his house with his plaster cast off, leg healed.
Danny Dyer:And he went back to the doctors and the doctor threw him out.
Danny Dyer:He sort of recalls his conversation because obviously the doctor's like, that's impossible.
Danny Dyer:He didn't want to acknowledge it, you know, the idea of it.
Danny Dyer:And so anyway, this is the other thing that makes it slightly laughable is that he set the cameras up in his house.
Speaker B:Yeah, I know, because we see that footage.
Danny Dyer:And so anyway, so there was.
Danny Dyer:There is a alien in his kitchen and it pokes his nut around the door.
Speaker B:But why would he lie about all this stuff?
Danny Dyer:Well, this is what I'm saying.
Danny Dyer:Either he's brilliant and he's like completely made all this shit up, or it's true, and he has been abducted by other beings that are fascinated by human beings.
Danny Dyer:And maybe him being in some sort of project of theirs.
Danny Dyer:Right.
Speaker B:It's so crazy.
Danny Dyer:If you break it right down to what we are, what are we?
Danny Dyer:We're just little ants, you know, on a flying rock that's going through space, just going about our day every day.
Speaker B:Because how can we be the only thing.
Danny Dyer:We can't be done.
Speaker B:We can't be.
Danny Dyer:I mean, it's arrogant to think we are.
Speaker B:Yeah, we can't be.
Danny Dyer:And how depressing if we are.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:You know, how comes they get to visit us?
Danny Dyer:Because they've obviously got better technology.
Danny Dyer:We're well behind.
Speaker B:We're so behind.
Speaker B:If you actually think well behind.
Danny Dyer:If they've got things that can.
Speaker B:So aliens have been about for a lot longer than we are.
Danny Dyer:Maybe they're a Month.
Danny Dyer:Us, you know, why does that scare.
Speaker B:Me a little bit?
Danny Dyer:Why do they scare you?
Speaker B:I don't like it.
Danny Dyer:Because it's the unknown.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:I don't like it, but I just.
Danny Dyer:Want to put it out there.
Danny Dyer:Anyone with any UFO stories, we'd love to contact us.
Danny Dyer:We'll tell you how to contact us at the end of the show.
Danny Dyer:But, you know, I'm fascinated by this.
Speaker B:No, I am.
Danny Dyer:And you know what?
Danny Dyer:If you actually think about how the world is at the moment, and it is all over the world, lots of division, hatred, you know, the love's gone.
Danny Dyer:All right?
Danny Dyer:There's no love for our fellow human being at the moment.
Danny Dyer:Yeah.
Danny Dyer:You just put the news on and it's enough to drive you insane.
Danny Dyer:I don't know what's happened.
Danny Dyer:I don't know why we've regressed as human beings.
Speaker B:Oh, sorry, that's me.
Danny Dyer:Oh, no.
Danny Dyer:We knew this was going to happen.
Danny Dyer:So you've parked your motor and you need to sort your ticket out.
Danny Dyer:Bear with us.
Speaker B:I parked my car at Sainsbury's.
Danny Dyer:Yeah.
Danny Dyer:This is the most riveting story, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker B:And it's expired.
Danny Dyer:And it's.
Danny Dyer:Of course it's expired.
Danny Dyer:Bang on the door.
Speaker B:Because the traffic wardens are always there.
Danny Dyer:Wait, let's not dig out traffic.
Danny Dyer:Wal just do.
Danny Dyer:I hate traffic.
Speaker B:I can't bear them.
Speaker B:He was waiting at my car the other day.
Danny Dyer:Traffic.
Danny Dyer:They like the cut of their jib.
Speaker B:I don't know how smug they are when they're giving you a ticket.
Danny Dyer:Yeah, they are smug as well, aren't they?
Danny Dyer:Anyway, put them on bomb.
Danny Dyer:She's just okay for that.
Danny Dyer:But what do you want to talk about, Dan?
Danny Dyer:What's your thing?
Danny Dyer:What's your.
Speaker B:I just feel like we should always talk about Ariana.
Speaker B:Yeah, Ariana Grande.
Danny Dyer:Ariana, right.
Speaker B:Do you remember last year on my birthday, you bought me, you got me an autograph.
Speaker B:That was so special.
Danny Dyer:I knew it would mean a lot to you.
Danny Dyer:It's difficult trying to buy for you.
Danny Dyer:Oh, by the way, thanks for my presents.
Danny Dyer:You was very.
Speaker B:Did you know.
Danny Dyer:Ah, you always spoiled.
Speaker B:Did the pants fit okay?
Danny Dyer:Well, I didn't realize what a big thing.
Danny Dyer:Skims.
Speaker B:Yeah, I got you some skims.
Danny Dyer:Yeah.
Danny Dyer:Really, really loved it.
Speaker B:They nice.
Danny Dyer:Really tucks me big nut in.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Oh, perf.
Danny Dyer:And I love me trotters.
Danny Dyer:I mean, I've been living in there just.
Speaker B:Absolutely.
Speaker B:Because I know you're going on your cruise.
Danny Dyer:You always go out your way for me, so I thought, what.
Danny Dyer:Can I get something That's.
Speaker B:I like pans and things, don't I?
Speaker B:You do.
Speaker B:Like I asked you for some pans.
Danny Dyer:Yeah.
Danny Dyer:You know, but I like a pan and I'll.
Speaker B:I love a pan.
Danny Dyer:Maybe I've inflicted.
Speaker B:I feel like you've got so many pans.
Danny Dyer:When we say pans, we're talking about cooking utensils.
Speaker B:We love cooking utensils.
Danny Dyer:I got you a lovely casserole dish today.
Speaker B:You did, didn't you?
Speaker B:That was the best.
Speaker B:You got me an Ariana Grande.
Danny Dyer:Well, it's salty.
Speaker B:And a casserole dish.
Danny Dyer:I mean, ideally, I wanted to get it sized, but, you know, this.
Danny Dyer:You know, this woman, she's.
Speaker B:Guess how much she is for a wedding.
Danny Dyer:How much?
Speaker B:Five million.
Speaker B:Oh, so you've inquired Five million?
Speaker B:Katy Perry's four.
Danny Dyer:Well, then Jo had better sign for some Saudi Arabian club.
Speaker B:I don't think I'm gonna get Ariana, but.
Danny Dyer:Well, there's not.
Danny Dyer:Oh, Lord on a minute.
Danny Dyer:We've all got contacts.
Speaker B:Ariana at the wedding.
Speaker B:Yeah, but I'm not gonna get Ariana.
Danny Dyer:You know, but there's ways and there's means.
Speaker B:One thing I need you to do for me this year, we've got Ariana Grande's premier.
Speaker B:Yeah, wicked.
Danny Dyer:What is it about that you fucking love?
Speaker B:I don't know what it is.
Speaker B:You know what it is.
Speaker B:I just think she's so relatable.
Danny Dyer:Not to me.
Speaker B:No.
Speaker B:But I know she thought you like a couple of her songs.
Danny Dyer:No, absolutely.
Danny Dyer:I'll hold my hands up, you know.
Danny Dyer:But also, you know, there's a couple of Take that songs that I find myself singing and that makes me feel sick after Stop.
Speaker B:What did your thing against Take that?
Danny Dyer:Not for me.
Danny Dyer:You know, I was around in the 90s and they sort of spoiled music for a bit.
Danny Dyer:When I started to get into rock and roll music and Oasis and all that, they were sort in the aether.
Danny Dyer:Really irritating.
Speaker B:You love Robbie?
Danny Dyer:Yeah.
Danny Dyer:No, and Robbie left him.
Speaker B:Oh, yeah.
Danny Dyer:Which is one of the reasons why I love Robbie more than the rest of them.
Danny Dyer:But.
Danny Dyer:But no, no.
Danny Dyer:As I've got older, I go, no.
Danny Dyer:It's actually, you know, it's not a bad tune, actually.
Danny Dyer:You know, it does repulse me to sing it, but Ariana's a great fucking musician.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:And I just.
Danny Dyer:Why is it.
Danny Dyer:Because there's a lot of great musicians, Adele being one of them.
Danny Dyer:You have more of a connection to Ariana than to someone, let's say, like, Adele.
Speaker B:I don't know.
Speaker B:I don't know if it's because is she more of my age range?
Speaker B:Ariana Grande.
Speaker B:I just feel like she's someone I've just grown up with in a weird sense of way.
Danny Dyer:Okay.
Speaker B:You know, she's always had a little rocky ride.
Danny Dyer:Rocky ride?
Speaker B:A little rocky ride.
Speaker B:Her life's been a bit rocky with the loves.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:And she's had it very up and down, but she's just so amazing and so special, and I need you to get me an invite to her premiere, like I said.
Danny Dyer:Oh, yes.
Speaker B:The Wicked premiere.
Speaker B:She plays Linda.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:This is massive for me.
Speaker B:If I.
Speaker B:If we've got the, you know, the A list is there.
Speaker B:I'm not expecting an invite, dad.
Speaker B:Do you know what I'm saying?
Danny Dyer:If I see one, what list do you.
Danny Dyer:What would you book?
Speaker B:I mean, I'm not really in A list, but we're talking about Margot Robbie's there and, you know, like, Zendaya, I would never expect to.
Danny Dyer:They're global.
Speaker B:They're global.
Speaker B:They're amazing.
Speaker B:They're pure talent.
Speaker B:Okay, I'm not expecting that.
Speaker B:If I see one Love Islander at that premiere and I'm not there, I just don't know if I can go on.
Speaker B:I don't know if I can go on, because remember, I didn't go to the Barbie premiere.
Speaker B:And I will be blaming Dana for that.
Speaker B:My manager.
Danny Dyer:Your manager?
Speaker B:Yeah, yeah, because everyone was at the Barbie Premier other than me.
Speaker B:Drops that I was for weeks over that.
Danny Dyer:Yeah, but I didn't realize that you gave a fuck.
Danny Dyer:Because I could have.
Speaker B:No, I didn't think you gave a fuck.
Danny Dyer:You're busy, you're busy.
Speaker B:Do you want to go to anything?
Danny Dyer:Exactly.
Speaker B:I say no to every Premier.
Speaker B:I just.
Speaker B:I'm not into all that Barbie.
Speaker B:Margot Robbie.
Danny Dyer:Well, I didn't know Margot Robbie was such a thing.
Danny Dyer:To me.
Speaker B:Yeah, I love Barbie.
Speaker B:Everyone was there and they're dogs and I wasn't.
Speaker B:So I have to be at this Wicked premiere.
Speaker B:I will sell my soul.
Danny Dyer:No, no, you ain't got to do.
Speaker B:That, Donald, to go on there.
Danny Dyer:He's got your old dad.
Danny Dyer:And I think, going back to the list thing, I think you go up and down.
Danny Dyer:When you came out of Love island, you was fucking a list mate.
Speaker B:No.
Danny Dyer:You had Eddie Redmayne and Margot Robbie talking about you and then, you know, Margot Robbie sort of mentioning me, which gave me a shout out and I was like, wow.
Speaker B:She said she'd want to play me in a film.
Danny Dyer:You took over the country.
Speaker B:I know.
Danny Dyer:When you came out of there, it was incredible to Me, who'd been famous for quite a long time.
Speaker B:It was.
Danny Dyer:And then I became the second most famous Danny Dime in the country.
Danny Dyer:And I watched this rise from.
Danny Dyer:So.
Danny Dyer:So for me personally, it goes up and down.
Danny Dyer:Yeah, I think I might be going up to A again at the moment.
Speaker B:Oh, you are so A.
Danny Dyer:No, but, yeah, I've dropped down to C's and D's.
Danny Dyer:I fancy.
Speaker B:Oh, I don't think I've even a.
Danny Dyer:C.
Danny Dyer:I don't think I've ever been a Zed.
Speaker B:No.
Speaker B:Never been a C in.
Danny Dyer:I've made some bad decisions.
Speaker B:So have I.
Danny Dyer:It's not ever something I think about, but I go.
Danny Dyer:The rise and fall of our industry.
Speaker B:At the minute you are like, oh, no, I'm flying.
Speaker B:You're flying.
Speaker B:Like you are basically on a ufo.
Speaker B:Do you know what I'm saying?
Speaker B:Like, you are.
Danny Dyer:Yeah.
Danny Dyer:I feel like I'm having a really good run at the moment.
Speaker B:But you're so.
Danny Dyer:But I've been around so long.
Danny Dyer:I understand that.
Danny Dyer:You know, it can start dipping again.
Speaker B:Go a little bit.
Speaker B:Am I good enough?
Speaker B:And we.
Speaker B:And you are both very.
Danny Dyer:We're always on the edge, darling.
Danny Dyer:We're very sensitive souls.
Speaker B:I remember you wrong me not that long ago and I think you were just asking me what chicken or something it was.
Speaker B:And then I was on the phone to you for about an hour, just you comforting me.
Speaker B:Well, no, because we need each other.
Danny Dyer:Because we're both two Danny Dyers.
Speaker B:Why are we so.
Speaker B:You.
Speaker B:You trying to find our way.
Speaker B:You are so sensitive.
Danny Dyer:I know we are, but we both are.
Danny Dyer:And this is to power because it was in touch with our feelings.
Danny Dyer:And, you know, that's why you did so well on Love island, because you was very much heart on the sleeve, vulnerable, sensitive.
Danny Dyer:All them things that I.
Danny Dyer:And I've been dipping into this last.
Speaker B:Love Island, I didn't really enjoy.
Speaker B:I loved All Stars.
Danny Dyer:Yeah.
Danny Dyer:But it's all.
Danny Dyer:It's all.
Danny Dyer:They sort of know how to behave, what the audience are going to want.
Danny Dyer:That's why Big Brother ran out.
Danny Dyer:He couldn't do it anymore because it was like.
Danny Dyer:It wasn't fresh anymore.
Speaker B:I think the problem now as well, with like the Big Brothers and the Love Islanders, everyone's a bit more worried of what people are going to think of them.
Speaker B:Like when we.
Speaker B:When I went on Love Island, I think it was just a bit of a.
Speaker B:Kind of a bit of a peak.
Speaker B:Then again, social media was there, but not as much as it is now.
Speaker B:And now everyone, like, I felt sorry for like the likes of Big Brother, like the way that people just attack you when you come out of it, I think it's harder to go on them.
Danny Dyer:Sort of shows you instant fame.
Danny Dyer:Okay.
Danny Dyer:And so not so much you.
Speaker B:No, I didn't really know what I was doing.
Danny Dyer:You was on the back of heartbreak.
Danny Dyer:You was a bit lost.
Danny Dyer:She was working in the boozer and you just went and let's just go.
Speaker B:Have a good time.
Danny Dyer:And you just went at a good time, which you actually did.
Speaker B:And I did love it.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Danny Dyer:I think people want a quick hit of fame, which is horrible, really.
Speaker B:Fame, actually, I think it's awesome.
Danny Dyer:Can bring your money, can bring you followers, but actually to give away your anonymity, and I've said this many times, is a huge thing to fucking give away and to do it in that quick fix way of Big Brother or Love island, you are just churned out now crack on with it.
Danny Dyer:And there is going to be opening up yourself to people's opinion of you.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Danny Dyer:And it's.
Speaker B:And there's a lot of highs and lows and there's a lot of like waves of it all.
Speaker B:Know, I mean, you know, do you know what I mean?
Danny Dyer:You've had that rise and then obviously you had your little dips and then.
Speaker B:It'S like a wave.
Speaker B:But I think if that premier.
Speaker B:I just, I just want to be there, Dad.
Speaker B:I don't even want to meet her.
Speaker B:I don't want to meet her.
Speaker B:It's not about meeting her.
Speaker B:I just want to be there.
Danny Dyer:Right.
Danny Dyer:Okay.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:In my love.
Danny Dyer:So do you have the opportunity to be in front of her?
Speaker B:I just don't know.
Speaker B:I'd be in hospital.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:I won't be able to cut of it.
Danny Dyer:Which is weird because you at the height of your fame, you had young girls crying their eyes out in front of you.
Danny Dyer:Remember seeing it, Just seeing you and crying.
Danny Dyer:I mean I've had.
Danny Dyer:It's weird that, that, that, that, that has that connection with you that you've got with Ariana.
Danny Dyer:That fame thing.
Danny Dyer:People have had that with you, they've had it with me.
Danny Dyer:It's weird, the idea of being in front of you.
Danny Dyer:Like they go, oh my God.
Danny Dyer:And then they just cry, which is always a weird thing.
Danny Dyer:I start to console them.
Speaker B:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Danny Dyer:I don't know why I'm consoling them because I'm making them worse by consulting them.
Danny Dyer:I suppose.
Danny Dyer:It's all good, it's all love.
Danny Dyer:Something we have to navigate our way through and I suppose be appreciative of it, you know, because we've put ourself out there now.
Danny Dyer:We can't turn it off.
Speaker B:No, you can't.
Danny Dyer:And now you're in a celebrity couple, you know, you've got to.
Speaker B:I like how we are.
Danny Dyer:He's an athlete, he's a sports person.
Danny Dyer:He's.
Danny Dyer:He's not into all that, you know, like I said before, he's not.
Danny Dyer:Doesn't really want to be in front of him.
Speaker B:Doesn't want that fame stuff.
Speaker B:And I love that.
Speaker B:I feel like, of course we share our relationship, but it's not so, like, oh, here we are.
Speaker B:Let's sit on social media and talk about how we are.
Speaker B:It's just very.
Speaker B:Yeah, he's so.
Speaker B:He's the one.
Speaker B:It's lovely.
Danny Dyer:Well, maybe every week we should just sort of, you know, do an Ariana.
Danny Dyer:Just sort of like where she's been this week.
Danny Dyer:Tell us.
Speaker B:She's always hiding now.
Danny Dyer:Well, listen, we've spoke a lot of shy, hopefully shite that you've clung onto somewhat.
Danny Dyer:We want to thank you for joining us on Live and Let Dyers.
Danny Dyer:I mean, look, the reason the podcast.
Danny Dyer:We just came up with a title, didn't we?
Speaker B:Live and Let D.
Speaker B:You've always wanted Living.
Speaker B:Why?
Speaker B:Why have we come up Live and Let, like, just slightly.
Danny Dyer:It's a play on a James Bond film.
Speaker B:Oh, is it Die?
Danny Dyer:Yeah, Live and Let Die.
Danny Dyer:So obviously.
Speaker B:Right.
Danny Dyer:Well, I hope not, because, you know, this is the title.
Speaker B:Thanks for listening to Live and Let Dyers.
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Danny Dyer:Live and Let Dies is produced by Tom Ames and Ben Tullo, and the Commissioning Editor for Global is Chris Lander.
Danny Dyer:I suppose that's it, darling.
Speaker B:Yeah, it's a goodbye.
Danny Dyer:So we'll see you all soon.
Danny Dyer:So, yeah.
Danny Dyer:Stay safe, everyone.
Danny Dyer:Be kind, be gentle to others.
Danny Dyer:And Tatarovich, this is a Global Player original podcast.
